If you ain’t read How to Hustle and Win: A Survival Guide for the Ghetto, start there! It’s the most comprehensive text I can suggest, teaching how to think and move in today’s twisted society. The following excerpts speak to the topics I’ll cover in more depth in A Sucker Born Every Minute.
Yes, it’s gonna circulate. Because everyone wants to share a cancer cure. Why not? It’s easy, and it just takes a click of your finger. Doing so might save thousands of lives! And at no expense! And everything on the internet is true, so there’s no risk! It’s not like the advice you’re passing on might kill somebody who’se naieve enough to follow it. Oh wait, you mean that happens? Often? Dang.
So the righteous men and women of the world, who study and give our lives to liberation – they’re in the minority for a reason. This is HARD work! And it doesn’t pay well! Not the REAL version of this calling. Jesus ain’t have a Bentley, you know.